ophi1ia:

I wish I went to detention for 9 hours and came out with 3 new best friends and a boyfriend why am I not in an 80’s movie

(Source: yagamiyuu)

gelatins:

im gonna go shower fully clothed because I respect my body <3 <3

dlubes:

does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off

4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(Source: molgera)

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

"I want you to feel something when you hear my name"

sharingneedles:

i love birthdays they’re so motivational like if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year ill get money and cake